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dailyseinfeld:

Elaine: Wait up!Jerry: You see? Never be late for a plane with a girl. ‘Cuz a girl runs like a girl— with the little steps and the arms flailing out… You wanna make this plane, you’ve gotta run like a man! Get your knees up!
(via The Airport)

dailyseinfeld:

Elaine: Wait up!
Jerry: You see? Never be late for a plane with a girl. ‘Cuz a girl runs like a girl— with the little steps and the arms flailing out… You wanna make this plane, you’ve gotta run like a man! Get your knees up!

(via The Airport)

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Space Songs - Zoom a Little Zoom



Congratulations SpaceX



Zoom a little zoom in a rocket ship,
Off we go, on a trip!
Headin’ for the moon at a rocket clip,
We’re gonna zoom-zoom…rocket!

Zoom a little zoom, now we’re almost free, from the Earth’s gravity.
Zoomin’ to the moon at terrific speed, because there is no friction.

Soon, we’ll see if the moon is made out of green cheese, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Zoom, we’re here at the moon, let’s see what the moon is like.

Spoken: Look at those high mountains and wide craters and jagged peaks…and
look at that great big moon up there.
That isn’t the moon…That’s our Earth.
We’ve landed! I feel so light. Watch me jump…Thirty feet, a world’s record!
Oh, that’s easy on the moon. Keep your suit on, remember there’s no air around here.

Zoom a little zoom in a rocket ship, home we go, on a trip!
Comin’ back to Earth at a clip. We’re gonna zoom-zoom, rocket!

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