A slacking student got quite a surprise on Sunday. When the aptly monikered Idiot America failed to complete his summer reading, he asked Yahoo! Answers to do it for him. He wrote:

“Can someone completely cover the book ‘The Boy Who Couldn’t Sleep and Never Had To’ to me? School starts on the 22nd for me, and I haven’t been able to finish this book. Can someone give me a complete review, including everything important? I REALLY need this!”